Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts

Sunday, August 23, 2009


They danced down the streets like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"

- Jack Kerouac, On the road

Friday, November 14, 2008

kick ass



Vinayak is one of my closest friends. He keeps coming up with interesting theories about life and this one is my all time favourite. Its called the Kick Ass theory and basically revolves around the following two points -

1. Life's purpose is to kick as many asses as possible.

2. The world is full of asses.

Most of the times one feels bad, is when he/she misses an ass...But what he needs to do is to stop being fixated with the ass he missed and look around a bit, he will find another luscious ass in a second and then kick it hard.

The asses can belong to several things like, time... your assignment... your guitar... your drums... your computer... your emotions... etc. These are the potential things whose ass you can kick.
The theory has a corollary as well...

If you are confused about life or something...and are not able to kick asses, then still just keep kicking...you will eventually reach an ass.

Happy ass kicking :D

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Expectations


When you have lots of friends, it becomes difficult to manage relationships.

You will have no idea for days that a certain friend is upset with you till you figure out that every past conversation with him/her had been a monologue off late. You wonder where you went wrong because apparently your friend is reticent over the issue.
He/she assumes that "the reason" is the second most obvious thing in the world after the no.1 i-am-angry-with-you.
:) fyi, nothing's obvious on planet. Not even the idea that you're alive.
You may be Bruce Willis from the Sixth Sense.

And the reasons baffle you. You had simply missed to do that “one thing” expected from you. But you also fail to understand why people would “ absolutely hate” you for a simple mistake that you’re of course allowed to commit because you’re a human being and not God. You did a hundred things to see them smile and it took just one miss to be hated.

And what if you’re already too hurt to say a sorry?

Maybe you will just hang on and wait for things to get better on their own.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Blah

That is pretty much how I usually felt. Blah.
and occasionally went through bored and un-motivated patches.

Umm ..never mindAnonymous

And I was enlightened.
Accept it willingly before life makes you do that. Savvy ?
This and the archi mantra “Cantilevered ho jao” works wonders.
Tatadaa.I am shockproof! (Well almost: D)
In your face, life !
:)
Its quite relaxing when I am living each moment
and not worrying about my past, present or future.
I am a happier soul.
Here are a few things that happened recently-

1. IITK banned Orkut. 2/10
It also blocked hundreds of websites
that allow anonymous access.
There you go!
I switched to
Power(s)crap. How did the dudes miss this ! :P

2. Some darned rascallion hacked my yahoo account. 5/10
Got your kick?!!
To quote a senior "abey tera account koi kyun hack karega ?"
Exactly !
I am just sorry that all the mails that my friends wrote
and that were meant only for my reading are now exposed
to a 3rd person.
But then again, its not the worst and I am not totally unhappy!
:D (Till Gmail also gets hacked ! hehewehe)
Anyways, the hacking stuff won't sink in unless I receive a
muhahaha-i-hacked-your-account
mail.

3. Treated to a DIE HARD 4 show by my school friend Abhinav.
Loved it !! Whats good ,We argued and fought the least this time
and majorly discussed crap.
7.5/10

4. While watching tv at home , my 8 yr. old young cousin quipped
that a certain movie preview was infact
a "Blue Scene". :D
8/10
Now since I am the cat that I am , I inquired how he decided a
particular scene is blue
and what were his primary resources
aka bibliography.

There you go!
Turns out some friend had shown him certain pics he had saved (!!)
on his computer. And according
to him, if a girl reveals her skin
some 5 cms above
knee, thats a blue scene.
Whoops! :D

5. My project report is still incomplete and I am losing time.
Some other self assigned tasks also require my efforts.
9/10

6. Went shopping with Mom. Searched every corner of Globus,
W, Kohli, Purple Pine and zilch.

Westside is good-for-nothing-fit-to-be-bombed.
Thankfully, East End Mall has a few sports gear shops that come
to my rescue.
Finally picked up 2 black tshirts
(yup black again!
now 13 of them!)
6/10
Infact, I was even wearing black that time.
Some forwarded email said people who wear
black are the
ones who don't want to be noticed.

oo ! :)


7. Met a class 1 friend on Orkut. Its amazing both of us remember
each other
and our lives back then quite well. 8/10

8. The pleasures of DC++
Watched Amelie , Love me if you dare, What’s eating Gilbert
Grape,
Motorcycle Diaries, Bomarillu, Family Guy, Heroes,
Scrubs, South Park & Kyle XY .Also learnt a telugu song.
Not just that, I even saw
a few episodes of Bewitched,
Dekh Bhai Dekh and Hip Hip Hurray.
8/10
Mona, Mazhar, Alisha, John, Cyrus, Mehul, Meera, Piya, Raaghav,
Prishita, Samantha, D’Noblee High, White Hall, Vinni Sir and
Alka Ma'am. It all came back rushing in those 20 minutes.

9. Walked around the IIT campus with my 10 kilo bag searching
for a darn (working) atm for 50 mins.
and I realized once again,
I am the dude!! 8) :D

8/10

10. Met this 40 something old Uncle on my way back to Kanpur.
Though I love talking , but a stranger's
usually an absolute NoNo.
He inquired about my name,
college bla bla. Frankly I give a damn.
But just kept
talking out of respect for his age. And this gentleman
actually tried to kiss my hand. 5/10
I am surprised I was neither shocked nor angry. I simply pulled my
hand away and looked in the other direction in disappointment.

What deserves a mention is an intersexed (hermaphrodite) person
sitting in the front seat who helped me with a certain route related
query. She talked with an elegance and manner that beats any
educated person.
And to say , this pervert had actually shifted from her seat to the
one beside mine to declare that he was disgusted with her presence.
Who's a pariah anyways?
Do hell with theories. Period.

11. Watched a Hindi play here in IITK.
It was staged by the Dram Club under the guidance of a teacher
from the National School of Drama and some alumni. "Kanjoos" is
a hindi adaptation of a French play and I loved it for its humor.
7/10

12. My Prof calls me Bhanumati part 2. His student , Riddhi
who graduated this summer was the original Bhanumati .
He misses her. I help him with his computer related troubles,
filling in her shoes for a few more days. But the bond we have
developed is amazing. He even treated me at the Insti Canteen
on my birthday. We talk a lot. And he tells me about interesting
people like Rev. Jessie Jackson , Architect Kanvinde, Asterix,
Nicolas Notovitch and many more. 10/10

The most interesting talk was about his life in the 70s in USA
when he was completing his masters in Fine Arts.
Back then, He was a hippie. Long hair, ponytail, black headband and
clothes covered in paint from his mural works on roadsides with the
black youth. Close to Rev. Jessie Jackson, he was followed by the FBI
for a yr and was indirectly told to leave the land for good. He came
back to India. This when Time Magazine had already published
an article and CBS had aired a documentary of his design works.

I am proud of him and am sure once I leave Kanpur,
I am going to miss him more than he ever will.

13. I have an affair!! With Thirteen.
I see it at least twice everyday. Its been months now.
Its just pops up every now and then and I mostly consider it lucky.
Do you come across it even once every two days?
or is it just me ?

My Prof maintains that I shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
He says I am wired to eat ears. :D
Now since I can’t find a bakra/bakri for my bakar,
for the most part, I talk to a tree if I have to do so...
I have started enjoying it on a normal basis.

I know scapegoat, Yay! :D