Thursday, June 11, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Friday, November 14, 2008
kick ass

1. Life's purpose is to kick as many asses as possible.
2. The world is full of asses.
Most of the times one feels bad, is when he/she misses an ass...But what he needs to do is to stop being fixated with the ass he missed and look around a bit, he will find another luscious ass in a second and then kick it hard.
The asses can belong to several things like, time... your assignment... your guitar... your drums... your computer... your emotions... etc. These are the potential things whose ass you can kick.
The theory has a corollary as well...
If you are confused about life or something...and are not able to kick asses, then still just keep kicking...you will eventually reach an ass.
Happy ass kicking :D
Monday, April 21, 2008
breathing
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Kunwarji ke liye :P
likha tha "on the spot"

1 hai khayalon mein.
In 2 aankhon mein
3 din se soye nahi
4 baatein hai baaton mein
5 baje uthh jate hain
6 baar nahate hain
7 din nikal jate hain
Par 8 wa nahi kat ta :P
9 rang hain uske
10 baatein karti hai
11 baje kahin dikhti hai
toh dil ke 12 baj jate hain
o ji 13 ko nahi bol paaye
toh 14 ko hi sahi !
Happy Valentine's Day
:D
Its in the air.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Expectations

When you have lots of friends, it becomes difficult to manage relationships.
You will have no idea for days that a certain friend is upset with you till you figure out that every past conversation with him/her had been a monologue off late. You wonder where you went wrong because apparently your friend is reticent over the issue.
He/she assumes that "the reason" is the second most obvious thing in the world after the no.1 i-am-angry-with-you.
:) fyi, nothing's obvious on planet. Not even the idea that you're alive.
You may be Bruce Willis from the Sixth Sense.
And the reasons baffle you. You had simply missed to do that “one thing” expected from you. But you also fail to understand why people would “ absolutely hate” you for a simple mistake that you’re of course allowed to commit because you’re a human being and not God. You did a hundred things to see them smile and it took just one miss to be hated.
And what if you’re already too hurt to say a sorry?
Maybe you will just hang on and wait for things to get better on their own.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
of being a Gemini
I know crazy when I see it. It’s in the mirror these days. Although I am immensely thankful to be reminded of the many times that life hands me choices and then steps back. Somehow I screw up things completely every time mindfulness is a pain in the ass. And since I’d be dead if I don’t make it up, I put on my Superwoman cape and, amazingly get it all done.
Meanwhile, I’m lying to save my ass. I pretend everything’s just fine. I am at my happy best when I’m handling the troubles alone. It really works. Lie like a dog in such situations, and you are actually being virtuous. Or, less trivially, when the Gestapo comes by and asks if you have any people hidden in your attic, you say No! Lying can be a good thing.
The 12 day mid-sem holidays are about to end. I have been up to lots of mischief lately and hence the going will get tougher. The design classes are one thing all of us have started dreading. Hehe. Its panic time again. Like a girl/boy struggles with the teenage part of the life, we are struggling with this 5th semester that would shape us into architects we want/ don’t want to become. We don’t eat, we don’t sleep, we fight, we overthink, underthink and do crazy things like getting up at 6:30 am on Saturday mornings to clean the room and wash clothes, watch lots of Scrubs, sweep the room floor 5 times a day, think of ooga boogas and maintain a binge chart when we eat like pigs until someone tells darling, your head’s not right.
Oh, I need an empire to overthrow!!
Someone turn me around. Can I start this all over again?

