Vinayak is one of my closest friends. He keeps coming up with interesting theories about life and this one is my all time favourite. Its called the Kick Ass theory and basically revolves around the following two points -
1. Life's purpose is to kick as many asses as possible.
2. The world is full of asses.
Most of the times one feels bad, is when he/she misses an ass...But what he needs to do is to stop being fixated with the ass he missed and look around a bit, he will find another luscious ass in a second and then kick it hard.
The asses can belong to several things like, time... your assignment... your guitar... your drums... your computer... your emotions... etc. These are the potential things whose ass you can kick.
The theory has a corollary as well...
If you are confused about life or something...and are not able to kick asses, then still just keep kicking...you will eventually reach an ass.
Happy ass kicking :D
3 comments:
This theory is actually a lemma to the theorem which states that: The people who can not kick asses swear.
examples: a student swears when his Prof/ teacher throws him out of the class, a kid usually swears because he can not kick the ass of his father who beats him, and many other situations. So either kick ass, or swear (the latter one is harmless).
both the theories in practicality are excellent.. :P:D
Had known CYA (Cover Your Ass) Theory earlier; but you have something different! Kick ass. Liked it.
Bhupendra
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